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Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, stand, Men of the West

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

Yes, I’m a genius.



Track: Reversed Laughter
Artist: Geoff Lazer Ramsey

ahmogar:

dudeteammavin:

xspiritofthemapleleaf:

pinkieking:

deductionhunters:

lifehunters:

So I saw that audio post with Cry’s laugh in reverse and someone wanted to hear Geoff’s sooooooo…
It has a little Jack in there too

This is fucking terrifying

haphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphap

Oh no not a gain 

I am dying of laughter.

[haphaphap intensifies]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Book II, Chapter Eight - Farewell to Lórien

For so it seemed to them: Lórien was slipping backward, like a bright ship masted with enchanted trees, sailing on to forgotten shores, while they sat helpless upon the margin of the grey and leafless world.

There are wolves, they would say. And there are stories about wolves and girls. Girls in red. All alone in the woods, about to get eaten up. Wolves and Girls. Both have sharp teeth.

joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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another meme i won’t finish ● {6/20} female characters - Inara Serra 

➝ Now, Inara, she’s gotta have some funny whorin’ stories, I’d wager. Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will.

if you’re a s t r o n g f e m a l e you don’t need permission

"…a triple decker, violently purple bus"

kaidanalionka:

Mad girl
    Can you believe
        What they've done to you?
            Wouldn't they stop
                When you asked them to leave you alone
                    In all your faerie tales
                        How did the prince say he loved you?
                            How did your father die?
                                Was he a good man?


M a y b e s o m e d a y y o u ' l l k n o w
Save Rock and Roll is the fifth studio album by the American rock band Fall Out Boy. It was produced by Butch Walker and released April 12, 2013, through Island Records.