The name's Rachel. I'm a pizza wizard and collector of fine t-shirts and old books. Check out my tags, yo.
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waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Bless your soul

"Sometimes that’s just life though, don’t you think? Sometimes the crappiest things happen at the most unexpected times and you just have to take it for what it’s worth and realize that its not the end, that there is always the tiniest hole you can crawl through to get yourself out.”

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

my daily life

cometstiel:

spn caps 3/?

"The most important object in pretty much the whole universe."

Game of Thrones + Season 2

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background