well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel
ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU
you soggy lamp
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Bless your soul
"Sometimes that’s just life though, don’t you think? Sometimes the crappiest things happen at the most unexpected times and you just have to take it for what it’s worth and realize that its not the end, that there is always the tiniest hole you can crawl through to get yourself out.”
i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find
Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
my daily life
ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background